DCCHICK99, 33
How others have described me ...
lovable, germophobic, Christian, intelligent, honest, lazy, eccentric, mean, very sarcastic, allergic to everything, should have her own reality show.
Please DO NOT reply if you ...
-are a Republican
-have multiple babies-mamas
-are jobless
-are uneducated
-plan to stalk me
-dont speak proper English, yah mean
-are old enough to be my grandfather
-are young enough to be my child
-might be bi
-are a morning person
-are too sensitive
-write/speak mushy bs
-have hair longer than mine
-have a 1-track mind
-wear tight/baggy pants
-have pics of other women in your profile. She is NOT your sister.
-have pics where you cut off your ex-gfs head
-are still shagging ur ex
-are married
You may be laughing right now, but the sad thing is ... these were all taken from my personal experiences.
Please REPLY if you ...
-enjoy sarcasm
-are a Christian
-are a gentleman
-voted for Obama
-have nice teeth
-iron your clothes
-watch CNN
-enjoy getting out of the house to do random stuff
-are at least 6ft (no offense short guys, but Im 6ft in heels)
-wash your hands before washing the dishes
-are straight (Hey, its DC)